We have a big problem –
big, big, big. I have complete
power. 1.6 billion to build
a wall. Nobody can build a wall
like me. Part of the beauty of me
is I’m very rich. It doesn’t matter
what the media write as long as you’re rich
and you’ve got a young and beautiful
piece of ass you can grab by the pussy.
Just locker room talk. Fake news. The truth is
we need the nukes. North Korea is bored,
nothing to fear. He didn’t do the shot.
I did the shot. Don Jr is innocent –
Ivanka is hot. I’d date her
if I wasn’t her dad. Sad! American might
is second to none. China should make
a move. Let Obamacare fail. My company
is extremely successful.
The Russians don’t meddle. Comey, Sessions,
and Mueller – all traitors. I have no mafia ties.
A media witch hunt. Extremely unfair. Investigate me?
You’re fired! I know the bad people. Believe me,
do I know bad people. I know a lot.
Nothing changes. The White House is functioning
perfectly. I guarantee you there’s no problem.